If two good dates turned into two years of suffering...
It's time to Get your fucking life back.
That HEAT? Made you the favorite daughter, the fit one, the MVP at work, and not to mention, THE genius bestie calls when shit goes side ways.
You’re a risk taker. A fast mover. The blazing HEAT ready to light up her partner in crime!
And even though you're soooo motivated for the cinematic love – the jaw dropping man, the breakfast in bed together on Sunday mornings, the romance that would put even Titanic to shame...
The ghost you’ve been obsessing over? Let's just say he's a horror movie that keeps you up at night!
Maybe you only saw the fairy tale side of him once or twice, but...I promise you he's not worth the appetite loss. The racing heart. The sleepless nights OR YOUR CAREER. GET IT TOGETHER.
You aren't crying over him. You're crying over a future that never actually happened.
SIGNS YOU NEED THIS:
Dwindling job performance is being noticed at work and you’re deeply concerned about letting the team down. Boo!
Struggling to sleep, focus, eat, or relax with hobbies due to this undying drama and you're ready to move TF on.
Dying to disappear the obsession because we both know you’re too hot of a woman to be ignored.
You're done collecting insight about why you do this. You want to be unbothered the next time his name lights up your phone.
You have the discipline to be wined and dined by 3 men 3x a week! You know you fucking deserve it!
You are ready to become unfuckablewith. The one men fear in the boardroom, the bedroom, and the dinner table.
It's time to direct the romance movie you were born for! You know! The one where every eligible bachelor in town is fighting over the chance to court you!
I'm the dating expert
for leading ladies like you!
Also, WHO THE FUCK are they talking to? You already mastered focusing on your goals. It's how you got the career, the car, and the cash. You're not some basic bitch. HELLLO?!?!?!
Solo trips, pottery classes, and another promotion CAN BE soothing but it doesn't exactly make you the undeniable woman men can't stop thinking about. Besides...doing more of what you already excel at isn't going to change your luck with love.
My limerence freedom came from taking radical accountability for my dating behaviors and risking bold action with new men.
I'm not here to heal you because you're not broken. What you need is better experiences with fresh juicy cock. And that job? It happens through turning heartbreak chaos into wifey fuel.
For risk takers who built their identity around being patient, understanding, or relentlessly committed to seeing things through to the end... you don’t need more "self love healing" distractions until the next crumble.
You need expert support, NOW! Are you ready to play?
“Detach, live your best life, and date yourself” doesn’t work when you’re obsessed with a ghost and clawing for their attention 24/7.
The usual breakup advice was created for Barbies
I had three limernece episodes in 365 days! Yup.
One was a cock I met twice who turned out to be married with three kids. YIKES! After the discovery, my world shattered. We’re talking about falling asleep in the bathtub with a bottle of whiskey in hand every night. LAME!
The second man was a 23 year old bartender that I thought was going to be my forever person. Don't laugh.
The final man, I also met only twice before our “love” was abruptly interrupted by his overseas military deployment. Even though I moved on logically, I stayed emotionally attached to the fantasy of him for years, including while I was in another relationship.
Everything I teach inside The Internal Audit comes from the tools that helped me become unfuckablewith!
Hi, I’m Theory
I was a six figure career woman that turned into a clumsy intern when limerence hit...
Stop disappearing from the non profit you've been meaning to start.
Take that trip to Greece for the culture and not another solo trip to prove "self love."
Finally pursue that acting hobby for real and not as some healing era band aid.
Become Unfuckablewith
Do less and get more flowers, trips, and gifts from men. Effortlessly be the woman he MUST have.
Choose from the rainbow of men! Jeremy, Tyrone, or whoever else you're in the mood for.
Be the one men are chasing and courting with their time, emotions, and hard earned cash.
GET THE FUCKING GUY
Be with your loved ones in peace without checking the phone every 5 minutes.
Wake up refreshed and ready to tackle the gym, happy hour, and whatever sales Nordstrom is having!
Get your impeccable focus back, crush your next speaking engagement, and the metrics at work.
GAIN FREEDOM
You'll walk out of The Internal Audit as the leading lady of your love story.
An intimate playground where we end your limerence! We are applying my Freedom Formula so you become the woman who absolutely crushes it at work + in dating!
The Freedom Formula prioritizes somatic work to unravel the physical discomforts of limerence.
First we get your body out of the obsessive loop so you're not waking up at 3 a.m. checking his Instagram.
Then we dismantle the story you've built around him so two good dates stop masquerading as destiny.
Then we get you back into dating—with actual standards, better filters and enough emotional range to meet new men without comparing everyone to Casper The Ghost.
The mission is to keep you focused on your career and to stay out of the loony bin (I know because I contemplated it too)! Then, we get you lethal AF with men!
Helloooo, unfuckablewith baddie!
The Internal Audit
It takes 9 months to make a baby, but only 4 months to obliterate the obsession and wake up being in love with your life again.
Group Coaching for $8,000
Weekly Coaching Calls + Check Ins
We meet once a week as a group for anything you need support with. There is also a 15 min 1:1 check in for accountability.
You’ll start with a private onboarding call where we plan your next steps. So you can feel more peace and less panic.
Private 90-Minute Kickoff Call
Unlimited 1:1 Telegram Support
Real-time support when a text, date, or emotional trigger hits. You’ll get guidance in the moment so you can respond from clarity, not panic.
This audit ensures your profile filters for pursuit-oriented, commitment-ready men.
Dating Profile Audit/Rewrite
WHAT’S INCLUDED:
Texting & Communication Audits
My feedback will help you reframe thinking patterns and change how you speak to men forever.
The depth of
your love
deserves to be
matched
- Lily, Electronic Sales
SHE’S NOW WITH A MAN WHO BUYS HER DIAMONDS AND FLOWERS
"Well, that loser is blocked everywhere for continuing to be disrespectful after being asked multiple times to stop. I don't play about me anymore. I'm a changed woman, thanks in part to you! It's almost like you're really good (like scary good) at your job!!"
- Alex, Photographer
A YEAR LATER, A MAN ASKED HER TO BE WIFEY
"I'm now in the driver's seat of my own dating journey, versus being a clingy, overly emotional, reaction waiting to happen. I was beyond being an attached puppy, stage 5 clinger. Dating has honestly never been so fun. It was such a chore before. I feel free and feminine, open to receiving from men. Just two months ago l was chasing the tail off a man I thought I was madly in love with, who was never going to commit to me. That story ended when Theory entered my life."
- Lee, Chiropractor
HE’S NO LONGER STUCK
"But the realization yesterday that everything is aligning for me to break out of this funk and elevate myself came hard yesterday. It's time to work. To own my life and manifest my desires. Thank you for helping me on this journey. You listen and provide the best feedback for this situation I'm in. I trust your insights and together I feel like you're helping me build my rocket ship."
- Kasia, Artist
SHE SAID BYE BYE TO THE SPIRALS
"I needed your reassurance that l don't need to be fearful about what is going on between me and a man who I like a lot...And what happened was that you directed me to my fear and preconceptions I bare about possible future together with him. I was able to contact my pain, to recognize its nature, speak to it and by using a gentle movement to work with it. I felt connected, with clearer mind. Got a strategy of what to not do to avoid hurting my self with this fresh relation. It was helpful rescue session indeed and thank you so much for that."
- Lindsey, Government Affairs
SHE’S DATING FEARLESSLY
"I came to Theory feeling so confused in my relationship. I've only ever experienced unhealthy relationships in the past, so navigating this first healthy one ha been different and so incredibly difficult. Theory has given me so much clarity to where my anxiety doesn't take over anymore. I feel like l've learned how to my embrace my feminity where my relationship has been thriving where it's truly at the best it's ever been. I'm so incredibly grateful for Theory."
- Kasia, Artist
SHE SAID BYE BYE TO THE SPIRALS
"I needed your reassurance that l don't need to be fearful about what is going on between me and a man who I like a lot...And what happened was that you directed me to my fear and preconceptions I bare about possible future together with him. I was able to contact my pain, to recognize its nature, speak to it and by using a gentle movement to work with it. I felt connected, with clearer mind. Got a strategy of what to not do to avoid hurting my self with this fresh relation. It was helpful rescue session indeed and thank you so much for that."
- Lee, Chiropractor
HE’S NO LONGER STUCK
"But the realization yesterday that everything is aligning for me to break out of this funk and elevate myself came hard yesterday. It's time to work. To own my life and manifest my desires. Thank you for helping me on this journey. You listen and provide the best feedback for this situation I'm in. I trust your insights and together I feel like you're helping me build my rocket ship."
- Lindsey, Government Affairs
SHE’S DATING FEARLESSLY
"I came to Theory feeling so confused in my relationship. I've only ever experienced unhealthy relationships in the past, so navigating this first healthy one ha been different and so incredibly difficult. Theory has given me so much clarity to where my anxiety doesn't take over anymore. I feel like l've learned how to my embrace my feminity where my relationship has been thriving where it's truly at the best it's ever been. I'm so incredibly grateful for Theory."
- Lily, Electronic Sales
SHE’S NOW WITH A MAN WHO BUYS HER DIAMONDS AND FLOWERS
"Well, that loser is blocked everywhere for continuing to be disrespectful after being asked multiple times to stop. I don't play about me anymore. I'm a changed woman, thanks in part to you! It's almost like you're really good (like scary good) at your job!!"
- Alex, Photographer
A YEAR LATER, A MAN ASKED HER TO BE WIFEY
"I'm now in the driver's seat of my own dating journey, versus being a clingy, overly emotional, reaction waiting to happen. I was beyond being an attached puppy, stage 5 clinger. Dating has honestly never been so fun. It was such a chore before. I feel free and feminine, open to receiving from men. Just two months ago l was chasing the tail off a man I thought I was madly in love with, who was never going to commit to me. That story ended when Theory entered my life."
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this worth my time?
Only you can decide that.
There is no price tag for your career or waking up next to a man who makes you breakfast in bed. I’ll be honest with you, if you are still comfortable tolerating the cycle, this will not be the right fit. This program is for women who are no longer willing to stay stuck on absent men.
Will it work for me?
Repeat positive experiences with men is what fully closes the gap between insight and becoming unfuckablewith. It rewires the brain with actual evidence from men (the flowers, dinners, and kisses! OH MY!) and leaves you feeling in charge of your love life.
Many clients have done years of therapy or other healing modalities already. What truly makes a shift is the dating skillset that gets them anything they want out of dating & men.
Will I have to go no-contact?
No.
This container is designed to support you're in contact.
No forced no-contact rules. No disappearing acts. Just communication of boundaries and containment with your limerent object. If you want to go no contact, that’s fully up to you.
What if I still have feelings for them?
That’s expected.
This work doesn’t ask you to erase your feelings or pretend they weren’t meaningful. We help you separate emotional activation from relational reality, so the feelings stop running the show. My philosophy?
Letting go doesn’t happen through force. It happens through better experiences with men.
How is this different from other programs?
Respectfully, I don't fucking know. I haven't done them all. Here's what I HAVE tried, a decade of therapy, books, journaling, psychics, plant medicine, hypnosis, feminine energy, somatic work, subconscious reprogramming, and tarot cards.
If it worked for me, it's inside of my programs. I got you covered!
What's the logic behind the pricing & program length?
During my limerence, I was resistant to my own coach telling me to date multiple men. And because I could afford the money, I slacked off and tried to remain single "just in case" he would come back.
It wasn't until I took the roster dating seriously that I saw MASSIVE results. I continue to notice this same resistance in my clients. The pricing and length is determined with the intention to move you forward ASAP. You already wasted enough time on him! Let's not dwell any longer.
Why is this happening to you?
Limerence is a wake up call and a chance to reinvent your life. Most successful women have been dealing with their careers, families, and passion projects while deeply neglecting their dating life. It's my *personal belief* that it's there shake you up so you can evolve into your next chapter. The unfuckablewith woman!
What kind of results can you expect?
Clients typically report feeling calmer, clearer, and more like themselves within the first few weeks. Do they still have flashbacks? Phantom darkness or urgency to chase? Absolutely. But they have the tools to redirect the traffic and reshape their responses.
By end of program, they are able to manage themselves and move forward.
Who is this NOT for?
This is not a fit if you’re looking to vent without changing anything, want someone to validate staying stuck in fantasy, or are unwilling to look honestly at evidence when it contradicts hope.
This work is for women who want relief, not just understanding.
This program requires engaging at least three men per week (can be two matches, video calls, in person dates, your pick) so you can practice discernment, build emotional range, and stop over-attaching to one connection too early. Please do not inquire if you are not to be wined and dined by men who find you irresistible.
If part of you is still waiting for him to come back, this isn’t your program.
This is for the woman who is ready to rebuild.
